Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Friday, December 05, 2008
Burnside and Broken Skulls..
Brodahl and Burnside benefit..
show up and help the park and our homie who broke his head at the park awhile back.
dont be a chump. just show up and bring $5.
show up and help the park and our homie who broke his head at the park awhile back.
dont be a chump. just show up and bring $5.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Reppin' the MorningStar.
Hell yeah... full length version!
Gaahl, gorgoroth, torture, wine, evil fingerpainting and norwegian shut-in weirdness.
Best short documentary in some time. check the stare..dude see's straight into hell, man. spoooooky.
From Vice, obviously.
Gaahl, gorgoroth, torture, wine, evil fingerpainting and norwegian shut-in weirdness.
Best short documentary in some time. check the stare..dude see's straight into hell, man. spoooooky.
From Vice, obviously.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
pROPAGANDA dEPT.
Jivaro Trip Propaganda. click for bigger if you like. i like to look at it and pretend i'm that rad and go on van tours instead of being only slightly less rad, like i am now. but hey, someone has to stay home and feed the dog.
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BONUS TRIVIA TIME..
Does anyone in the top picture seem familiar?
Hmmm....
it seems kinda suspect.
more research is warranted.
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Hmmm....
it seems kinda suspect.
more research is warranted.
Brodammit!
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S-K-A-T-E
Tigard Park, late summer...
Paw unloads a Back Disaster, hoping to deal out an "T":
"yo, condor style sketch foot powers activate!"
Paw unloads a Back Disaster, hoping to deal out an "T":
"yo, condor style sketch foot powers activate!"
More Thrillkill...
Second Hand Story episode II:
Thrillkill's 22nd birthday just passed and after vomiting in his chair at the Speak he skated off to find his fortune...only to be seen mere blocks away bouncing off a building and landing in the street, puddle style. another sighting later that evening places Thrillkill in a life and death fistfight with some newspaper boxes and trashcans. Upon being rescued from that peril and with a few parting swings at the offending trash receptacles he was loaded into a car and taken home where he stormed in and made it completely and utterly clear that the two dudes chilling on the couch with his old lady had to promptly "Get the fuck out." At that point his rescuer abandoned ship to the parting sounds of an impending bad scene.. never have such warm and friendly spoken gems tinkled to the sidewalk on the breeze as "who the fuck are you guys? wait..who cares, you gotta go.", and "get the fuck outta my house."
Best be movin' on now, i reckon.."
Booyah.
Thrillkill's 22nd birthday just passed and after vomiting in his chair at the Speak he skated off to find his fortune...only to be seen mere blocks away bouncing off a building and landing in the street, puddle style. another sighting later that evening places Thrillkill in a life and death fistfight with some newspaper boxes and trashcans. Upon being rescued from that peril and with a few parting swings at the offending trash receptacles he was loaded into a car and taken home where he stormed in and made it completely and utterly clear that the two dudes chilling on the couch with his old lady had to promptly "Get the fuck out." At that point his rescuer abandoned ship to the parting sounds of an impending bad scene.. never have such warm and friendly spoken gems tinkled to the sidewalk on the breeze as "who the fuck are you guys? wait..who cares, you gotta go.", and "get the fuck outta my house."
Booyah.
Go Skate While Your Knees Still Work.
"its always pumping in your veins, its always in your head. you are willing to make every sacrifice. physically, mentally, financially, criminally. it is love, life, its what keeps you going. once its gone you are dead."
Funny. I wrote that years ago on a notepad when i could charge at shit and my body worked correctly. Now from the other side of that fence, I don't feel dead.. Just really bitter that I never got a good F/S Invert.
Jivaro News...
Word is that Jivaro has a new cruiser wheel. I aint seen it yet, but we all know the wheels are good by now, right? order a set of jivaro's RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW.
www.jivarowheels.com/ or www.shrunkenheadskateboards.com
DieFoto.com
this is Max Rees..
He lives next door and he's one of those educated artist asshole types. He's all nice and shit and works in a group home while volunteering to teach photography to homeless kids and going to school. whatever, man.. too motivated for me.
max can skate,.
Max takes photo's like these.
sometimes he smiles, probably because he knows so many hot chicks. that's surely a reason to smile.
and sometimes he's all aggro and fucks shit up. Like when you get drunk and keep calling him a pussy to see what he'll do.
but mostly he takes rad pictures and you will go look at them now on his website thingy @www.diefoto.com then hire him to take pictures of your hot daughter/sister/mom who's now a stripper, or go skating or whatever.
anyway, max has contributed nearly all the pics in recent posts and we can all thank him for that.
as a way to show my appreciation i won't call him a wuss in print or anything, cause he gets all riled up about that kind of abuse and wants to fight. so i'll just say thanks, man.
He lives next door and he's one of those educated artist asshole types. He's all nice and shit and works in a group home while volunteering to teach photography to homeless kids and going to school. whatever, man.. too motivated for me.
max can skate,.
Max takes photo's like these.
sometimes he smiles, probably because he knows so many hot chicks. that's surely a reason to smile.
and sometimes he's all aggro and fucks shit up. Like when you get drunk and keep calling him a pussy to see what he'll do.
but mostly he takes rad pictures and you will go look at them now on his website thingy @www.diefoto.com then hire him to take pictures of your hot daughter/sister/mom who's now a stripper, or go skating or whatever.
anyway, max has contributed nearly all the pics in recent posts and we can all thank him for that.
as a way to show my appreciation i won't call him a wuss in print or anything, cause he gets all riled up about that kind of abuse and wants to fight. so i'll just say thanks, man.
Monday, December 01, 2008
My favorite snapshot from this summer..
The Alaskan Assassin gives his "polar chaka" to Brodahl.
Fucking rad. so very rad. i love it.
Max Rees Photo. Max rules, too. Rules like Billy Dee Williams but white and angry.
Fucking rad. so very rad. i love it.
Max Rees Photo. Max rules, too. Rules like Billy Dee Williams but white and angry.
The $5 Dream.
In what i hope will be a regular thing i'm gonna share a story now and again about my awesome neighbor, Chappy.
This is Chappy:
and here's todays chappy story..
on two seperate occasion's i've looked out my bedroom window (which faces Chappy's kitchen window) and seen him screaming at his food in the kitchen. The first time i could hear someone full on screaming the lyrics to random cypress hill songs and couldn't find where it was coming from. you see, on our block tweaker bums yell all the time and crazy muttering crackheads are the norm, so i didnt think too much about it until i popped my window to have a smoke. it was then that i saw chappy, sitting at his kitchen table with the door open, red faced, overstimulated and raging as he screamed the first verse of "hand on the pump" into his cereal.
pure awesome, distilled and bottled right there.
the other time we heard some uber high volume bushwick bill rhymes blasting from next door so when we ran around to the window to see what was going on now, we witnessed Chappy again freaking out on some gangsta shit and screaming buswick's rhymes at full volume. i leaned out and asked him, "are you screaming at your cereal again?" to which he smiled and held up his trophy..the very thing that got him hyped enough to bellow some getto boyz in the first place, and said, "Ice Cream...YEEEAAAHHH BBOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!" and he went into his house where the sounds of violent rap ispired hollering continued for another hour or so when Max came over and asked "if we should call him an ambulance, since he's clearly gone crazy."
fuckin love that dude.
This is Chappy:
and here's todays chappy story..
on two seperate occasion's i've looked out my bedroom window (which faces Chappy's kitchen window) and seen him screaming at his food in the kitchen. The first time i could hear someone full on screaming the lyrics to random cypress hill songs and couldn't find where it was coming from. you see, on our block tweaker bums yell all the time and crazy muttering crackheads are the norm, so i didnt think too much about it until i popped my window to have a smoke. it was then that i saw chappy, sitting at his kitchen table with the door open, red faced, overstimulated and raging as he screamed the first verse of "hand on the pump" into his cereal.
pure awesome, distilled and bottled right there.
the other time we heard some uber high volume bushwick bill rhymes blasting from next door so when we ran around to the window to see what was going on now, we witnessed Chappy again freaking out on some gangsta shit and screaming buswick's rhymes at full volume. i leaned out and asked him, "are you screaming at your cereal again?" to which he smiled and held up his trophy..the very thing that got him hyped enough to bellow some getto boyz in the first place, and said, "Ice Cream...YEEEAAAHHH BBOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!" and he went into his house where the sounds of violent rap ispired hollering continued for another hour or so when Max came over and asked "if we should call him an ambulance, since he's clearly gone crazy."
fuckin love that dude.
Hungryman Roadtrip?
i'm callin' it out. it needs to happen. it's just too funny.
Ultimate Breakfast Tour 2009!
featuring:
Sauce: http://www.sauceskateboardzine.com/
Bad Egg.. is it still running? try badeggzine.com
Bacon: baconskateboards.com
Toast: click the Toast Picture or Toastskateboards.com
Speaking of Toast.. Indiana has a secret breakfast team that's ruling shit these days. their boy Binger got some coverage in the Brutality Video recently and i rode a Toast stick (french?..naaw.) and i liked it alot. plan on buying another, when my current deck dies. Carl, the Toast Hefe is a cool guy who supports his riders. Buy shit from all these people, but ya know, we all got preferences. nah'mean?
toastskateboards. com.
I cant find an embed code for the Toast video so just watch it on the site.
Ultimate Breakfast Tour 2009!
featuring:
Sauce: http://www.sauceskateboardzine.com/
Bad Egg.. is it still running? try badeggzine.com
Bacon: baconskateboards.com
Toast: click the Toast Picture or Toastskateboards.com
Speaking of Toast.. Indiana has a secret breakfast team that's ruling shit these days. their boy Binger got some coverage in the Brutality Video recently and i rode a Toast stick (french?..naaw.) and i liked it alot. plan on buying another, when my current deck dies. Carl, the Toast Hefe is a cool guy who supports his riders. Buy shit from all these people, but ya know, we all got preferences. nah'mean?
toastskateboards. com.
I cant find an embed code for the Toast video so just watch it on the site.
Ressurrection Time Is Nigh.
Today is a new day and a new month, almost a new year so i'm bringing OnwardToDeath back. maybe the fact that i'm stoned enough to try and recover my passwords and stuff has something to do with it? regardless i feel all rambly and school starts in 2 days and this is my last day to be a sketchball that smokes weed at 10am and fucks about all day. i'm nervous about this new transition into responsibility and shit, so i'm gonna purge my anxiety and shit on you. WELCOME. (BACK?) lots of shit has gone down since last post.. i moved from STL back home to the cradle of life i call Portland, Oregon, many a job has come and went, women have come and gone, seasons changed sessions raged and shit happened. This year marked the official birth of Texas Rose and the TRB.. a collective of portland loc's doing DIY shit, aint heard? you will. i blew my knee out completely and had some reconstructive surgery only to come back charging 2 years after the initial ruinage and wreck it again 5 month's later. skateboarding at the level i'm at is kinda over for me now.. literally almost skated mah damn leg off, luckily it took 20-something years of skateboarding to do it. whatever, i guess. we all pay in pain. now, i just have the time to do this shit again. silver lining and whatnot. so you just sit back and watch the stupid unfold day by day. i have lots of it to share. something new at least every 48 hours i promise. readysetgo.
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