the summer in PDX has been chock full of skateboard events and alchohol fueled ruckus. amongst all the chaos and sessions, there is a certain block of 10th street that has emerged as a local thunderdome. almost anything goes 'round there including but not limited to, epic firework battles between buildings, constant thrown glass, bb gun assaults, heavy lurking, impromptu metal bands, bumfighting, random bum-junkies wandering into houses to ask for coathangers, busted and shut down inner city mini ramps, replacement junk ramps and wallrides, street fires, hobo jousting, brawling, renegrade concrete lumps and more skateboarding. Love.
DEAR READER, I PRESENT TO YOU...
RANDOM FUN FROM SE 10th AVE!
balloons, switchblade combs, fake moustaches, metal band, several big bottles of Bombay Sapphire and a bathtub full of beer. it was a go for sure. a bunch of heads showed up and gooned out in brodown fashion. there was alot of falling down.
LJ made an attempt to scale the second story porch that did not go as planned. from my vantage point he clambered over the gutter, slipped and pretty much took it to his face and neck on the concrete one story below. upon impact he ragdolled over, took his shirt off and asked the girl, screaming for someone to call 911, for a blowjob. she declined. that didnt stop him from showing his pecker to her, though.
Amidst the chaos of an inspired refrigerator drop in session in the kitchen, Sage struck up a spirited conversation with a Luke Skywalker cardboard standup. Mark Hamill and Sage seemed to get along famously.. so much so that Sage and Mark were seen strolling down the street together, arm in arm, making friends along the way. Mark has not returned since. there is suspicion that he's finishing concrete at ed benedict. May the force be with you Luke.
Down the block are some jersey barricades, sometimes we just lurk out super hard in front of them.
So we built this thing in the alley between our houses and 11 hours later the landlord came over and we lost it.
theres a photo somewhere that i cant find right now.